Monster found in a back alley of Queen Street west in Toronto.
(unknown artist, photo by Sophie)
Sat 21 Jan 2012
Back Alley Monster
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Fri 20 Jan 2012
Red Electrocutioner
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Hello kids, I am the Red Electrocutioner here to tell you NOT TO PLAY WITH ELECTRICITY!
Don’t play with wall sockets with your tongue!
Don’t take the hair-dryer or the LCD television set into your bath!
Don’t climb up a hydro pole to retrieve a tangled kite or to get better reception on your cell phone!
Better ask your parents or your teacher before you make a bad mistake.
Or I will zap you.
Bzzzz!
Thu 19 Jan 2012
The Space Robot
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I am the Space Robot, explorer of the deep cosmos.
I have come to your planet after travelling many thousands of light years!
The race that built me might have become extinct since my saucer left home.
I have come to sell you a new, incredible cell phone package! There’s no signed contract required!
Wed 18 Jan 2012
The Creep
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With hardly a peep…
The Creep appears from the deep…
It reaches the roadside with a leap…
It does not listen to a beep…
And is hit by a jeep.
Please, don’t weep.
It was only a Creep.
Tue 17 Jan 2012
Computerized Man
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Computerized Man…
Is Plugged into the wireless LAN…
He does what he can…
To cool his CPU fan…
Computerized Man…
He has a monitor tan…
On viruses he put a ban…
He’s lost on the WAN…
Computerized Man!
Computerized Man!
Computerized Man!
Computerized Man!
Mon 16 Jan 2012
Razmagul
Posted by bertrand under art by Guy, Digital image, markers, Re-post, text by Bertrand
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Razmagul hovered closer to the fallen gladiator.
Razagul was going to finish him off in this space coliseum of death!
The bleeding gladiator gasped as Razmagul’s pincer clutched his throat.
“Any last words?” asked Razmagul.
Sun 15 Jan 2012
Lucreature of Space
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Lucreature of Space just had a number one dance hit of the universe this week!
She came out of the slums of Andromeda and made it to the top!
Now she dances and coos and everyone buys her records.
Because there is only one Lucreature.
Sat 14 Jan 2012
Just an Ordinary Devil
Posted by bertrand under art by Robert, markers, Re-post, text by Bertrand
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He’s just an Ordinary Devil who missed the bus…
He was on his way to see his beloved Lucifera…
Who lived on the other side of the Inferno…
In the flaming suburb of Burning Babylonia.
She would eventually break up with him because he missed the rendez-vous.
Anyway Lucifera preferred another incandescent Emperor of Evil over him.
The souls this new Emperor heaped upon Lucifera were more tasty, you see.
And so the Ordinary Devil returned to his dismal cave of pain.
Taking out his frustration on all those wretches sent down to him…
For the rest of eternity.
Fri 13 Jan 2012
Judge and Jury Bot
Posted by bertrand under art by Robert, HB pencil, Re-post, text by Bertrand
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The Judge and Jury Bot looks down at the accused.
He is of steel and has no mercy.
He rarely acquits.
He prefers to be quick.
Thu 12 Jan 2012
Brainiac
Posted by bertrand under art by Pierre Otis, markers, Re-post, text by Bertrand
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Brainiac was so smart, his head was too small to contain his brain.
It started to hurt a lot, then it exploded.
Zowie!
Now Brainiac is discombobulated.
And pretty creepy too.
(with guest artist: Pierre Otis — see more art by Pierre at pierreotis.com)