Baby Werewolf ate from his large plate of pork and mutton.
He added some ketchup to the hooves and the brains.
His mother asked him to eat the broccoli too.
But he refused.
Sat 21 Apr 2012
Baby Werewolf
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Fri 20 Apr 2012
Blue Pianist
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The Blue Pianist played a sad song on his Steinway.
He put all his heart and sold into it.
After his last note, he took out his handkerchief and wiped a tear from the corner of his right eye.
“Why?” he asked himself yet again.
Thu 19 Apr 2012
Nommo
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The Nommo are ancestral spirits (sometimes referred to as deities) worshipped by the Dogon tribe of Mali. The word Nommos is derived from a Dogon word meaning, “to make one drink,” The Nommos are usually described as amphibious, hermaphroditic, fish-like creatures. Folk art depictions of the Nommos show creatures with humanoid upper torsos, legs/feet, and a fish-like lower torso and tail. The Nommos are also referred to as “Masters of the Water”, “the Monitors”, and “the Teachers”. Nommo can be a proper name of an individual, or can refer to the group of spirits as a whole.
(from Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nommo )
Wed 18 Apr 2012
Ludwig
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Ludwig is in a band called the Feminine Skulls.
He sings songs like, “I’m with the Outer Space Pumpkin”…
Or “Cute monster girls never invite me”…
And their masterpiece, “Nobody understands the monster inside my head!”
Tue 17 Apr 2012
Power Skull
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I am Power Skull, a super hero who had his head zapped by a ray gun.
I still fight for truth, justice and the American way…
But lately, however, I have been having trouble remembering…
Just what that used to mean exactly.
Mon 16 Apr 2012
Chickooglah
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<Chickooglah comes from a planet where barbecues have been banned.
His kind also frown on tex-mex sauce.
All because some years ago some hungry astronaut explorers landed there…
A dark day no one likes to remember.
Sun 15 Apr 2012
The Blue Witch
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The Blue Witch only throws spells that do good instead of evil.
However, it’s kind of hard to decide what is right and wrong.
Plus there are limits to what she can do.
For example, her magic is not strong enough to revive TV shows that have been cancelled.
Sat 14 Apr 2012
The Half Mummy
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Imhotep was taking a bath when the high priests decided to mummify him.
“Wait a minute,” he said. “Aren’t you supposed to wait until I am dead before doing that?”
The head high priest replied, “You see it’s this way…”
“We have a union meeting later tonight, and it always ends late, so we decided not to wait.”
Fri 13 Apr 2012
Flyhorn
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My name is Flyhorn and I like to eat in five star restaurants.
I prefer French cuisine, but sometimes I go for vegan as well.
My favourite dish is sautéed autruche à l’orange.
With a nice Chablis, mmm-hmmm.
I live a sweet life.
Thu 12 Apr 2012
Moon Howler
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I am the Moon Howler and I live to scream my head off once a month in the middle of the night.
Ah-wooOOo!
The neighbours don’t appreciate my hobby but I’m hoping one day they will learn to appreciate it.
They have no choice.