Beaubien metro monster, photo by Sophie

Monster found in a back alley of the Beaubien Subway in Montreal.
(unknown artist, photo by Sophie)

Siren, photo by Sophie

Public toilet, Horseshoe Bay, B.C.
(unknown artist, photo by Sophie)

Zig-Zag Bird of Altamonte by Benjamin

I thought tomorrow would come swiftly, but I woke up in a sweat in the murky darkness.

The clock’s chimes were still ringing from the call of midnight as I detected a disturbing stench about the room.

I peered out from under the covers, terrified of what I might discover…

And then I heard a slow, gurgling sound which curdled my blood.

And finally I saw it!

The dreaded beast was standing tall at my bedpost, the Zig-Zag Bird of Altamonte, staring in my direction!

Kron-Tarr The Magnificent by Benjamin

I am Kron-Tarr The Magnificent!

Unstoppable slayer of dragons and elves!

Gleaming avenger of the lower depths!

Behold this sword and flee!

Butterfly Man by Benjamin

Butterfly Man flutter by…

There are no fences in the sky.

Busy on you flower circuit…

Guessing your path is worth it.

 The monster girl who waited for the ice cream man by Gu

The monster girl who liked the ice cream man much too much

Sat waiting patiently all winter long

Until the day she finally heard the wondrous sound she had hoped to hear

Of the ice cream man’s truck approaching

She then knew the wait was over and rushed to the truck to claim her treat…

He was delicious…

Sweet, sweet Marie by Robert

Sweet, sweet Marie has no boyfriends.

Guys think she’s too tall.

But she’s a really nice girl, smart and perky.

You won’t know how perky…

Until you kiss her blue lips!

Big Green by Guy

He wishes he was on the big screen

But that won’t happen for the Big Green

It’s clear that he doesn’t have the talent

And he’s better off not being seen.

Hungry Ectoplasm by Guy

Something wicked is coming your way.

An orange shape that violates every law of nature.

Guided by its voracious appetite, it devours all it touches.

This is the Hungry Ectoplasm and you’d better run before it’s too late!

Brutor by Bertrand

Brutor does not have many friends.

That’s because he’s always in a bad mood.

Also, he yells at people.

He would have more friends if he was nicer.

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