Grinning Fool is happy-go-lucky,
Without a care in the world,
Carefree and fancy-free.
He gives everyone who passes by,
A very silly smile indeed.
He's been like that ever since he made a fortune
By acting in TV commercials.

Spidro from Outer Space attacks!
He uncoils his metallic tentacles menacingly...
He wants to conquer a planet!
But first he has to go the bathroom.

Early on Sunday morning when everyone is still asleep...
When you stayed out late the night before...
The Vacuum Monster starts cleaning as loud as he can!
Stop that infernal racket, Vacuum Monster!
And let us go back to sleep!
But no!
A monster has got to do his job no matter what.

Toothache is a monster who has eaten too much Halloween candy without brushing his teeth.
His hygienist tells him he should floss more.
His orthodontist tells him it’s going to cost five grand.
His dentist has given up the practice and become a plumber.

Moon Face is an astrology buff.
He’s a gemini, which makes him gregarious, happy to be with people.
Now he wants to know your own sign.
Were you born in February? Or July?
Do you like books and the great outdoors?
Do you taste good?

Crapulus would like to dance the Blue Danube waltz over the fire pits of hell, but he has no partner.
All the she-devils say he has bad brimstone breath.
Otherwise he's a really nice demon, they all agree.
Unfortunately, being nice gets you demoted down below.

Smiley just painted a front door with soap while no one was looking.
He's giggling to himself, hee hee hee.
He's mean.
Someday someone will get back at Smiley...
And then he'll be sorry.