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Moon Face
05/02/10 02:56
Moon Face is an astrology buff.
He’s a gemini, which makes him gregarious, happy to be with people.
Now he wants to know your own sign.
Were you born in February? Or July?
Do you like books and the great outdoors?
Do you taste good?
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The Crazy Letters from Outer Space
21/10/09 00:16
Writing is the representation of language in a textual medium through the use of a set of signs or symbols
But who said it couldn’t be fun... try it, you might like it.
We are the Crazy Letters from Outer Space.
And we’re here to cross the Ts and dot the Is.
Myster-Khan
08/10/09 00:32
Myster-Khan has conquered the world!
You are his slaves and you must obey Myster-Khan!
Myster-Khan likes pastel colors and delicate gardens.
Here is the paint and shovel, there is the ugly highway.
Fix it!
Squeebee
04/10/09 00:32
Squeebee wants to be an olympic athlete.
Not for the summer olympics, but for the winter olympics.
He doesn’t care if it’s a biathlon, a triathlon or a pentathlon.
Or a square dance on a hockey rink.
He just wants to win and be number one!
Go for the gold, Squeebee!
The Seahorse from Outer Space
30/09/09 00:33
The Seahorse from Outer Space can change colors like a chameleon.
Its favorite color is orange, but it likes green as well.
Sometimes it’s a problem because it can’t decide which color to wear.
So it wears both.
Fish Breath
26/09/09 01:32
Fish Breath makes people run away.
It’s not because he’s a particularly scary ,
Or because he is ferocious.
The real reason is that he forgot his breath mints at home.
Big Head
23/09/09 00:33
Big Head has deep thoughts.
It thinks about the stars in the night sky, the planets and the galaxies...
Black holes swallowing up quasars...
Suns becoming supernovas...
And pistachio ice cream.
Lonely Eyes
20/09/09 01:02
I’m bored, I don’t know what to do.
Will you come and play with me?
I have six thousand toy figurines we could play with.
Or forty-seven video games on a high definition screen and 3D sound.
Or five mountains of board games.
Have you ever played checkers?
Mumbling Morton
16/09/09 01:06
Mumbling Morton does not speak very well.
His articulation leaves something to be desired.
When he talks to you, you should correct him if you can.
Otherwise he will never learn properly.
Vanwinkle
12/09/09 01:20
Vanwinkle has a silly hat on his head.
Is it a pumpkin?
Is it a big orange?
Or is it a parasite from outer space?
Scary Scarecrow
08/09/09 01:03
Last night I dreamt about Scary Scarecrow.
I was standing in the middle of the corn field and he was very upset with me.
I tried to get out of the field and back on the road.
But my feet got stuck in the mud...
I was trapped in the corn field with Scary Scarecrow.
Creighton
04/09/09 20:59
Creighton is a happy kid monster, except for one thing.
Creighton lost a baby tooth today.
His parents told him this happens to every little monster.
But his baby tooth is so big,
That Creighton is worried that it will break the tooth fairy’s budget.
Dr. Vonderklik
11/08/09 00:59
You’re not a monster but you wish you were.
In exchange for your soul, Dr. Vonderklik can solve your problem.
We offer a 30 second Money Back Guarantee.
Danny the Dog
06/08/09 00:35
Danny is not polished or obedient, and he eats way too many worms!
You could say he has bad taste, but once you get past all that, you will find that he’s still got a really nice personality.
Ektol
02/08/09 00:32
Ektol mutated from an infectious microbe to a walking enormity.
Driven by strange tastes, his fashion sense is quite unusual.
His shoes are awesome though.
Buckweed
29/07/09 00:02
Buckweed is the kind of monster that will put stars in your eyes.
He's what dreams are made of.
Now, this hyperactive monster might be way too busy for the average person to stand.
But he sure knows how to impress the ladies.
Rusty
24/07/09 01:08
Somewhere between The Creature From the Bottom of the Third Drawer on the Left
and The Monster in your Carburator
Is a totally unique new monster.
It incorporates elements of old horror movies,
Halloween and state fair haunted houses.
Rusty is indeed quite a monster!
You won't regret inviting him to your Saturday night parties.
Grosq
20/07/09 00:28
Grosq is, without a doubt, a weird monster.
Both of his heads are very opinionated.
One is a free-thinking defender of civic rights,
while the other can answer any question you can think of,
but he prefers to keep silent and hardly ever says a word
Pie Ball
15/07/09 00:35
The greatest ambition of a lot of monsters is to to be the scariest of them all.
Among the challengers, meet Pie Ball who, for a while, was a serious contender.
Unfortunately, he made a wrong career move, helping an old lady to cross the street.
This condemned him to the minor leagues of monsterdom.
Poor Pie Ball, his future seemed so bright.
Friendly Dwight
11/07/09 00:35
I've always been softspoken representative of my kind.
That's because I'm a little bit shy.
Nothing would please me more,
than to share an eyeburger with you.
Unfortunately I'm just too timid to ask.
Octroplus
06/07/09 01:31
There are no stars where Octroplus lives,
and the moon hardly shine at all.
But if you look deeply into the fog,
You might see this creature as big as an ocean.
Osquare the Poet
01/07/09 01:32
One of the most colorful characters in the annals of MonsterLand,
Osquare is a true jack-of-all-trades: a baseball player, a baby sitter, a bubble blower.
But, first and foremost, Osquare is an accursed poet...
Condemned to remain a tormented artist for all eternity.
The Rocket from Mars
26/06/09 00:34
You see a flash of light in the sky...
It’s the Rocket from Mars!
Get onboard!
It will show you wonders you have never seen before.
Go!
The monster who takes care of his teeth
21/06/09 00:34
The easiest thing in the world for a Monster to do is to show his teeth.
That’s why my canines are so predominantly present.
I could bore you for hours about the importance of oral hygiene.
But let me just tell you this one simple thing:
A toothbrush is good, but flossing is essential.
Oswalde the Toy of the Month
16/06/09 00:35
Hey there! Do you recognize me? It’s me, Oswalde, the toy of the month giveaway when you order a happy meal at MonsterBurger, the number one fast-food chain in monster land.
They've got all kinds of cool meals like barbecued bat wings, swamp lake cocktails, and blue goop.
Making you hungry? Just bring the whole family!
The Monster in your Carburator
11/06/09 00:32
I am the monster in your carburator.
You hear a growling noise under the hood, well that’s me revving your motor.
I am in control.
Don’t even think of trying to add an additive in your fuel to clean me out.
I’m sticking with you.
Victronix
06/06/09 01:07
Turlututu-tac-tac-tac! I’m Victronix-nix-nix-nix, the translating monster-er-er-er.
Do you know how many different monster dialects there are-are-are?
About as many as there are monster species.
And I know them all-all-all.
For example, the phrase «you have smelly feet-eet-eet-eet» in the Gra-Tox language is,
«Gomar tel prout-out-out-out».
Oh, so you think I'm making this up?
The Dandelion Demons
31/05/09 00:33
Those are not weeds growing on your front yard, it’s us.
We are the Dandelion Demons.
If you mow us down, we’ll grow right back.
Bigger and stronger than before.
Just so you know, we like your garden and we think we’ll move in there as well!
And we’re never going to leave.
Sproutnik
25/05/09 01:30
Sproutniks are large reptiles that live on the dark side of the moon.
They feed mostly on vertebrates like the hungry vermin, and sometimes on invertebrates like Stumphead.
After feeding, tiny Bluefaces will go inside their mouths to clean their teeth. The Sproutnik allows the Blueface in, and the Blueface gets a nice meal in return. This type of relationship in the monster kingdom is called "mutualism", where all involved parties benefit... except the hungry vermin and Stumphead, of course.
Graveyard Boogie
19/05/09 04:01
I’m Graveyard Boogie the happy go-go ghoul
I rise from my grave and dance the mashed potatoes, ow! oooh!
To make you my slave, I’ll twirl you up in the air and CATCH YOU!
The sweet moon will rise, my darling, and we will disco among the tombstones.
Ouch! Woo!
The Black Widow
13/05/09 00:32
Black Widow I love you when you’re not there
Black Widow I love you when you’re asleep
Black Widow I love you when you’re in a cage
Black Widow you’re a beauty but... don’t kiss me!
The Creature From the Bottom of the Third Drawer on the Left
08/05/09 00:10
Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard about it, read about it. But have you ever been face to face with the creature from the bottom of the third drawer on the left? What strange sequence of events unleashed such a wave of fear? A lost sock hungry for revenge!! The only way out: organize those lonely socks until you can reunite them and return them safely to your drawer.
The Wild Thing
02/05/09 00:49
Wild thing...you make my heart sing...
You make everything
Groovy
I said wild thing...
Wild thing, I think I love you
But I wanna know for sure
Come on, hold me tight
I love you
Wild thing...you make my heart sing...
You make everything
Groovy
I said wild thing...
Wild thing, I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, hold me tight
You move me
The Troggs
The Laughing Spider
27/04/09 00:42
It’s not my fault.
Every time I cut a Red Onion I laugh uncontrollably.
It’s because when I slice through a Red Onion, I break open some cells and the enzymes run loose.
When the gas reaches me, I keep on laughing and laughing and laughing.
Makes me cry just to think about it.
Rocket Monster
22/04/09 00:28
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m the Rocket Monster!
I can fly reeeally really high.
My arms are flaaaaamme throwers.
I wear a haaat.
So step this way and enjoy the show.
Monster Test #19
18/04/09 21:41
I’m Monster Test #19.
The mad scientist to whom I owe my very life, tried to create the fastest running monster of this side of the Galaxy.
Fast, indeed, I am.
The problem is that when I run, I lose the top of my head.
Bing Bang Bong
15/04/09 01:43
I’m Bing Bang Bong.
Actually, that’s the sound of my eyes knocking at each other.
Ouch! It really hurts you know.
The Hungry Vermin
06/04/09 00:07
I’m the Hungry Vermin.
I like lettuce.
Just because you like lettuce too doesn’t mean I necessarly like you.
It doesn’t work like that.
The April Fools’ Day Paper Fish
01/04/09 00:08
The April 1 tradition in France and French-speaking Canada includes poisson d'avril (literally “April's fish”), attempting to attach a paper fish to the victim’s back without being noticed. This is also widespread in other nations, such as Italy (where the term Pesce d’aprile (literally “April’s fish”) is also used to refer to any jokes done during the day).
You’ve been warned.
(source: Wikipedia)
Harry the Monster Truck
29/03/09 00:58
I’m Harry the Monster Truck
My passenger may look happy but he’s out of luck
He'll soon discover that there's no way out
And that he'll stay eternally on the route
Strawberry Boy
24/03/09 00:02
I'm Strawberry Boy
My life ain't no joy
It's a chance I have my pet
A little worm called Velvet
Flying Radish
20/03/09 00:57
I’m the Flying Radish
Kind of strange for a breakfast dish
I work at the circus
As Raphanus Savitus
MisteryO
16/03/09 00:12
My name is MisteryO.
I like Rock and Roll.
I’m TV Ed’s brother.
My favorite food is... nachos of course.
Skull Cookie
12/03/09 00:45
My name is Skull Cookie.
I like to take baths in my Jarcuzzi.
My hobby is to take part in milk tasting soirées.
My best friend is Little Debbie.
TV Ed
07/03/09 21:14
My name is TV Ed.
I like to watch The Wheel of Fortune.
My hobby is preparing nachos a different way every day.
My favorite drink is with a straw.