Iblito says he likes to take a bite out of life.
That's because he has a lot of teeth.
But Iblito never used to brush his teeth.
Now he wears dentures.

The Tremendous Brain is being of pure logic.
He has no emotions.
If you step on his foot, he looks at you and says, "That hurt."
But he doesn't get angry.

(penciled by Bertrand and inked by Benjamin)

Spider-Woman is a femme fatale!
With her red hair...
Blue lips...
Green eyes...
She's going to be nice to you!

Blue in the Face has a difficult personality.
He yells a lot when people don't do exactly what he wants them to.
"It's my way, or the highway!"
Seems there are a lot more people traveling these days!
(original drawing by Bertrand, traced and colored by Benjamin)

General Klorp surveyed his lieutenants in the command center.
"The enemy has captured the golden tower of cheese," he declared.
"And he is eating it all!
Soon he'll have a tummy ache.
That's when we'll counter attack!

Rectanglehead has a harpoon at the end of his arm
With which he catches whales.
But because it isn't nice to hunt whales,
He lets them go after he has caught them.

The head on a whip is bounced around by the evil alien.
"Ouch!" it yells. "Ow, that hurts!"
But the alien will not stop.
It enjoys whacking the head against a wall.
Soon the wall begins to move, inch by inch.

(penciled by Benjamin, inked by Bertrand)

Tina is coming to visit.
With a good heart and a cheerful smile...
She will make everybody's day better!
Tina is so wonderful...
The Coca Cola company has decided to bottle her.

I am Izbut and I like the seashore in Maine in July.
The sun shines, there are exotic shells on the beach, the smell of the ocean is wonderful and the sound of the crashing of the waves soothes the soul.
Scantily clad earthly females jog on the edge of the surf.
I like to catch and eat the fat ones.

Disintegrated Man was zapped by a laser beam.
His atoms were dissociated but his aura is still floating around.
He ponders his state of being in absolute silence...
One day he hopes to return for revenge!

The Fate Monster is a mysterious being...
Who floats in a cloud of purple mist...
On an island in space...
In another dimension...
Of another universe...
He's far out!

Spidro from Outer Space attacks!
He uncoils his metallic tentacles menacingly...
He wants to conquer a planet!
But first he has to go the bathroom.

Smiley just painted a front door with soap while no one was looking.
He's giggling to himself, hee hee hee.
He's mean.
Someday someone will get back at Smiley...
And then he'll be sorry.

The Devil you see is not just a picture.
The demon is alive in the framed painting!
When your back is turned, it moves!
And when you turn around you don't notice a thing...

Front and Back Jacks never face the same way as each other.
One looks North, the other South.
When one Jack looks East, the other Jack looks West.
Years ago when playing cowboys and Indians, they made a pact to cover each other's back, forever and ever.
They've taken the pact a little too seriously.

The Glop is not animal, vegetable or mineral.
It's more microbiological.
Except it grew right out of the test tube and kept on going.
Its purpose: unknown.

This monster has a shell on his back, just like a turtle.
Laser beams bounce off his back when he is in combat.
But that doesn't mean he likes to swim.
Oh, no.
The chlorine in the swimming pool gives him skin rashes.

Fleur-De-Lys is a monster knight who is off to slay a dragon and free the princess who is being held captive.
He will stab the fire-breather with his sword and knock him out with his stick.
The princess will be so grateful, she might even give him a kiss.
But don't be too jealous of Fleur-De-Lys...
Because the princess is a monster too!

Krapamousse likes to play baseball and would like to become a professional ball player when he grows up.
He would like to be drafted by the American League for the New York Yankees.
Derek Jeter is his idol, so he wants to be short-stop too.
We're not too sure if he would be allowed in the club however.
There must be a rule in the book against wearing a mitt on your head!

The powerful green potato monster eats only French fries.
That's why he is so full of gas.
That gas keeps accumulating in his belly, day by day.
When you least expect it he will go, POW!
And blast off into space.

The Potato Chip Monster sure looks yummy.
He even smells like sea salt and vinegar.
You might be in a good mood right now, Potato Chip Monster...
But someone is bound to take a bite out of you!

The Green Skull is on the run!
Hiding out from the super-heroes who want to nab him.
Beware his electro mitt, super fools!
Or the Green Skull will have the last laugh.
Ha, ha!

My name is Xmas Tree-Zor.
I hunt humans in the forest with an axe.
When they try to run in the snow and stumble...
I laugh ha ha ha ha!

Suddenly, a massive earthquake shook Manhattan!
What was happening?
It was as though... Yes, the massive buildings were rising in the air!
Then, a monster of colossal proportions rose from the ground...
The skyscrapers tethering on his head!

Patrick decided to get the same haircut as the actor Robert Pattinson in the movie "Twilight".
It didn't happen.
His hair sproinged up all right, but without the controlled anti-gravity lift look.
Too much art and not enough science perhaps.

Big Tonsil likes to yell whenever he has a chance.
He does not talk normally, he bellows.
When somebody else tries to say something, he talks about something else as loud as he can.
Wait for your turn to speak, Big Tonsil!

Celery Head is a thinking vegetable creature.
It is green and very healthy for you if you eat it.
Unfortunately you have to catch Celery Head first, which is hard.
It runs real fast, yelling: "Don't eat me! Don't eat me!"

Singo is a monster with quite a lot of spikes.
If fact, Singo has more spikes than any other monster...
Singo is in the Guiness Book ofMonster Records for most spikes.
Singo is proud about it.
And perhaps a little bit vain as well.

Spiky Sammy is a warm and cuddly little boy.
How could anyone resist his smile and his blue eyes.
Come to think of it...
He has his mother's eyes!

If you had to have a monster as a friend, then Doodie would be your best choice.
He's warm! He's helpful!
He has an extra head in his navel!
He has great breath out of both mouths!

The Great Grey Sashimi is a monster superhero!
He dashes to the rescue when needed.
He will save the day.
But one day...
He will be swallowed whole by his fearsome enemy, the Sushi Dragon!

The strange horsie goes neigh! neigh! neigh!
Even though one wonders where the neighing comes out from.
In fact, it's positively puzzling.
Let's think about it a bit.

The Cat Alien has come to our planet to speak to us.
"Meow! Meow! Meow!" he says.
He must have a point.
We only wish we knew what it was.

Purple Glower shines like a star in the night.
Not quite mauve, a bit different than violet.
He hurtles through the cosmos, emanating purple photons.
These particles in turn will orbit the universe, spreading his radiation forever...

Happy Go Lucky is a monster that is always happy.
He has a positive mental attitude.
He learns from his mistakes and avoids repeating them.
He learns one new joke every day and tells it to his friends.
He introduces himself when he meets someone new and tries to listen.
Happy Go Lucky is a fun guy.
He will be President some day.

Thunder Neck has got flashy decorative stripes under his chin.
This monster always dresses to the nines.
He has eye-catching spats on every foot.
It costs a lot when Thunder Neck goes shopping for clothes.

The Gift-wrapped Skull is a scary surprise.
You expect chocolates or perhaps a new pair of socks when you open the box.
Out pops this leering, chilling monster!
You'll never look at a packaged present the same way ever again.

The Imperial Phantom insists on protocol!
The ghosts of eunuchs and concubines must make themselves discreet while he has an imaginary cup of tea...
All is not well with the universe, thinks the Imperial Phantom.
Nothing is as it seems!

Raptrodon the Beguiled is a monster who has been deceived by politicians...
They promised him less taxes!
They promised him a rose garden!
They promised him a free lunch!
Instead they gave him more taxes.
A flower pot full of ragweed.
And told him there was a cost overrun because of bureaucratic mistakes...
So now he had to pay for his own lunch!

Happy Ho is never sad.
He is glad no matter what the weather is.
When it is sunny, he goes to play outside.
When it is rainy, he reads library books inside.
There's always something to do and learn.

Quiet Quimby does not talk a lot.
That's because he's kind of shy.
It's no fun being shy.
Why don't you make friends with Quiet Quimby?

Perry the Pirate is attacking an interstellar bank spaceship!
The laser cannons are fired!
Inevitably, the cosmic Blackbeard will plunder all the gold.
But money can't buy you happiness, Perry the Pirate!

The Magnet Worm attracts its prey with its tail.
Zap! And its victim is caught.
There is no escape from Magnet Worm's sharp teeth...
Glob! Glob!
And the victim is gone.

The Pulsating Brain absorbs wisdom.
He just sits there and finds out everything you know.
This is really quite unfair, as everyone else has to learn things the hard way, by slowly learning to read and write.
Some monsters have all the luck.

Multihands can fix any car, he's quite handy.
In fact he has lots of arms which he can use as tools.
One arm is like a universal screwdriver.
Another arm is like a gasoline station pump.
No, I don't know where the gas comes from.
It's a mystery.

The Cosmic Squirrel's mission is to seek out new nuts,
New types of cashews that have fallen into black holes,
To wander from planet to planet...
And go where no squirrel has gone before!

The bad little boy who played with matches,
Burned a building down.
When he died he went down to the Inferno,
Where he is still playing with matches.

Nobody likes to play baseball with the Crusher,
Because his mitt is so over sized
He never misses catching a ball.
Also, when a pitcher strikes him out,
He destroys home base with his other hand.
Boo!
You're a bad sport, Crusher!

The Cosmic Potato Beast is simply delicious to eat.
You can smash it or mash it!
You can cook up grits with it!
Delicious with gravy!
But you have to talk it into jumping into the oven first.

ReptoClaw is a cool monster with the head of a reptile,
And a big claw that shoots out laser beams!
His mouth is open big and wide like that,
Because ReptoClaw also likes to yell.

Glowing Gus is radioactive.
That's why he is both fluorescent and phosphorescent.
That means that he glows in the dark.
It's pretty scary when he sneaks up on you at night.

Acid Ejector, you're a sore loser!
When you play ping pong, you throw the racket at the wall.
When you play checkers, you throw the board out the window.
When you play baseball, you spray the other team with acid.
Oh, no!

It has one eye and a dragon tail...
Garlic breath and a mysterious pulsing ray blast...
It flies with amazing claw wings...
Red like blood or the setting sun...
The Flying Monstrosity!

Hi, my name is Plaidosaurus and I swim in the prehistoric oceans looking for fish.
My favorite pastime is to lie still at the bottom of the sea and let my prey come to me.
Many paleontologists argue whether I really had a dull green checkered color, but I can assure you it is so.
My predators are the Tailorosaurus and the Fashionsenseosaurus.

In a swirl of red mush,
A red blotch suddenly materializes into a being...
A splatter of crimson and scarlet breathes its first breath...
The plasma creature has emerged from its test tube!

Cactus Head does not have his head in a pot.
His head IS a flower pot, in which a tall desert cactus is growing
Be very careful you don't prick yourself on it. it hurts a lot.
For this reason, Cactus Head has warned that he will not be held liable for accidents.

My name is Flying Fangorr.
I like to swoop, swoop.
I used to shoop, shoop, shoobi-doo-bah and ram-pam-pam a lot.
Now I swish right in before you notice a thing.

The Robot with Grappling Hooks looks scary, but is not evil at all.
He saves mountain climbers when they get stuck,
either in the middle of their climb
when they're suddenly too tired to go on, or,
when it rains and the rope and terrain become too slippery to go up.
Boy, are they sorry they ever took up a dumb extreme sport
and glad to see the robot arrive to save their necks!

Blue Antlers...
On a lonely highway
Blue Antlers...
Life ain't going his way...

Jeremy has one eye.
Jeremy has many arms.
Jeremy looks like an octopus.
But he's just as nice as you or I.

My name is Hammer Hands and I can hit very hard.
Wham!
My fist could come down on your head
and you would start to cry.
But my Mom says I should never hit anyone,
or get into a fight.
It's bad.

Nora was a little monster girl who hated her hair.
She looked at them in the mirror and thought they had no flair,
No color, no shine, no body and it made her despair.
Her hair stylist tried many new colors, it caused quite an affair,
For despite the many hours she spent in his chair,
She hated the final look and refused to pay for his ware.

Long Neck can bite into an apple
while it is still in the tree.
And he doesn't even have to climb the tree.
There are many kinds of apples:
Spartan, Granny Smith, MacIntosh, and Cortland among others.
Long Neck has tasted them all.
Have you? You have?
Which one is your favorite?

Be careful, Rock Thrower, you have no eyes!
You won't see where you are hurling that boulder!
It might hit me, yes, but you might just as well miss.
And the boulder might bounce back, crushing your own foot!
Ouch!
That would teach you, Rock Thrower!

Dragon Breath, you stink when you open you maw!
The stench of the raw fish you eat makes your friend run away!
It's time to get an electric toothbrush and to floss!
And perhaps you could gargle with some mouthwash as well.
Regular and anti-bacterial, both kinds please!

Fireface! Fireface!
Cheer up and smile instead!
Fireface! Fireface!
Come on grumpy head!
Fireface! Fireface!
Time to get out of bed!

Modred, a dead cursed after his defeat by King Arthur,
In the underworld sank he, further and further,
Until the Evil One suggested a brand new Creator,
And so Modred is now Head Demon of Plunder and Slaughter.

The Devil Fireman decides when it's time to put out the house on fire,
He likes to take it right down to the wire,
The other firemen wait firehose in hand for something to transpire,
But the Devil Fireman says he's fairly sure no one will expire.

Better go, here's a warning (now)
Just run any way you like
Primordial lightning! And thunder!
You never know where it's gonna strike
Our love's in jeopardy, Fishface, Ooooh-ooh-oooooh!
Our love's in jeopardy, Fishface, Ooooh-ooh-oooooh!

(Peace and Love to Greg Kihn)

Mister Talks Too Loud just broke another crystal glass,
He strengthened his voice by singing alone with the organ at mass,
He makes a loud tuba sound as quiet as an inert gas,
So deafening the roar of a jet plane taking off he will surpass,
Already he is the subject of an advanced biology class.

Butterfly Man flutter by
There are no fences in the sky
Busy on you flower circuit
Guessing your path is worth it

I am a Publicsectorosaurus and my species relies on very old statistics to make a committee decision.
I am a herbivore. If food becomes too scarce, I call in to protest to my union.
If a predator comes too close to my flock, I call in sick with a burnout.
My species has been around for what seems to be millions of years.

I am Kron-Tarr The Magnificent!
Unstoppable slayer of dragons and elves!
Gleaming avenger of the lower depths!
Behold this sword and flee!

I thought tomorrow would come swiftly, but I woke up in a sweat in the murky darkness.
The clock's chimes were still ringing from the call of midnight as I detected a disturbing stench about the room.
I peered out from under the covers, terrified of what I might discover...
And then I heard a slow, gurgling sound which curdled my blood.
And finally I saw it!
The dreaded beast was standing tall at my bedpost, the Zig-Zag Bird of Altamonte, staring in my direction!

I am Picassoverine, the cubist nightmare.
I slice, I dice, my arm is over here and over there.
I am synthetic rather than analytic but if you disagree...
Picture yourself with three belly buttons.

I am the Blueface, I live on the moon.
A side of my face is bright depending on the angle of the sun.
I have happy dreams and I have sad dreams, but nothing in between.
If I wake up in the middle of the night and I feel lonely, I look down at you sleeping yourself.

Hi, I am the Bedbug from Dimension X.
When you go to sleep I pinch you with one of my claws.
And then I steal your soul by sucking it out, leaving you a hollow humanoid shell.
Cool, huh?

I am Zenzak, the powerful super-brain of the planet Zakzeem in the Zonzak galaxy!
My wife is Zernzak, my two kids are Zikma and Zekna.
Zikma is my teenage daughter who is dating Zenzook.
Zekna is my boy who wants to be a fireman when he grows up, like his uncle Zekenor.
Will you remember all that?

Hiya, I'm the Spotosaur, yes I am.
I'm a terrible predator, yup yup yup.
I mosey on up to my prey silently...
Then I politely ask it if I can eat it.
Uh-huh.

Hello kids, I am the Red Electrocutioner here to tell you NOT TO PLAY WITH ELECTRICITY!
Don't play with wall sockets!
Don't take the hair-dryer into your bath!
Don't climb up a hydro pole to retrieve a tangled kite!
They're very dangerous, better ask your parents or your teacher before you make a bad mistake like me.
Bzzzz!

I am Big Hands, the dragon with a small head.
I think I am cute.
Do you think I am pretty too?
You don't?
Let me think about my options right now.

I am the Space Robot, explorer of the deep cosmos.
I have come to your planet after traveling many thousands of light years!
The race that built me might have become extinct since my saucer left home.
I have come to sell you a new, incredible cell phone package! There's no signed contract required!

I am the ectoplasmic wonder, Blue Ghost!
I could be your long-lost love come back to haunt you.
I could be the annoying neighbor who had a heart attack.
I could be a boy or I could be a girl, let me know when you figure it out.
Boo!

My name is Stumphead, but please don't call me Stumpy or Stoopy.
I would like to learn how to skateboard.
Then I could go real fast.
Because right now I'm kind of slow.

My name is Blue Grizzly.
I inspired the Chris Isaak song.
If you want to hang out with someone cool, come hang out with me.
It's pretty cool at my place in Nunavut.
(guest contributor: Johanne, Benjamin’s mother).

My name is Brakk the Ape King.
I lost my crossword puzzle, did you see it?
And what is a 15 letter word for "puzzlement"?
My best friend is Kree-gah, the Ape Woman.

My name is Ray Bat.
I use my claws to give massages.
My hobby is astronomy.
I can see a lot of stars when I fly very high in the night.

My name is Pinkandorangeosaurus.
I like to shop for shoes.
I only date men taller than Bogster.
Paris Hilton is my idol.

My name is Wednesdayosaurus.
I like to take long walks in the park.
My hobby is to avoid predators.
My best friend is the little boys who will color me green.

My name is Happyosaurus.
I’m a vegetarian.
My hobby is skating and skiing.
My best friend is the weatherman when he says it’s going to snow.